Dong Bang Shin Gi madness button is on!

Annyeong~

Tonight, I'll be posting about a newly found type of unnamed disease and it is spreading like fire all over the globe. People beware of the virus because I've contracted the disease and maybe you've it too. It makes the H1N1 virus ridiculously common.

Everyone has been infected by this malicious and incurable disease brought by the DBSG-Virus. The probability of people that is carrying this virus is like 1:100 population of the world. Don't believe me?

Here's some evidence,
Firstly, go to Ellen Degeneres homepage and open the part where "Tell Ellen about international music talent bla bla bla.." I don't remember the title..click it and see all the comments there. You can see that the virus has already widespread all over the world and it doesn't have any mercy, towards any man or woman.

Secondly, go to allkpop and there are a few posts on DBSG alone and here's something for all DBSG fans out there Always Keep The Faith Giveaway - allkpop I'm trying to post a comment here but so far, I can't, maybe due to flooded traffic of the website

As a helpless and vulnerable victim of this virus, I hereby announce that I'm officially diagnosed as terminal. Please take precaution steps if you want to stay sane such as cut off your internet line, shut down any media or electrical devices that can transmit the virus through wavelength called voice and songs and lastly, never look straight at the source of the virus! *below*

And today, 24 years ago, a woman gave birth to one of the virus and was named Han Jae Joon, which is later changed to Kim Jaejoong due to several reasons. Though the name was changed, but the effects are still as deadly as ever. So be aware and take care of your sanity.

Last but not least, Kim Youngwoong Jaejoong ah, Saranghaeyo~